American Idol Judges Parody

I found this and thought it was pretty funny!!! XD

READ ME

Hey guys I'm so sorry about not updating at all lately!! Actually.. I'm not because the only ones who read this blog is my mom and Anna. If there are other people who actually read this blog please make yourself known by commenting. :]

Well nothing new really.... skating, school... tv :D Yes, I know I'm pretty awesome.
So I have decided I'm going to have a contest thing. Leave a subject or a word in the comment box and I will write a weird short story, song, or poem about it. How abouts that? But i'm only going to do it if there is atleast 5 comments... from different people!!!!!!

Okay that's all for right now!
~Mikaela
p.s. The Twilight movie came out today.

The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You

Hey guys! I just got this book I had ordered a couple of weeks ago its called The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self Diagnosis for Hypochondriacs. Its actually a really interesting book! :] Here are some facts that I found through out the book that I thought were interesting.
-700 million people are inhabited by blood sucking hook worms.
-Lack of sleep can kill faster than starvation
-Office desk contain 400 times more bacteria than a public toilet seat, and phones contains 700 times.
-The saliva leaches produce is used in antiseptic.
-The Human jaw exerts over 200 pounds when chewing.

I'll add more later! Lemme know what you think! Really interesting stuff eh?
~Mikaela

Mail Goggles: It Just Might Save YOur Life

Okay guys I saw this on Spark Notes and I thought this was very interesting! Enjoy! :]


My mom thought it would be better that I just leave a link to the article. :] Here it is:
http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/03/03/mail-goggles-it-just-might-save-your-life/
Here is another article about Myspace VS Facebook. :]
http://community.sparknotes.com/index.php/2009/03/06/myspace-vs-facebook-the-verdict-is-in/#more-1213198
Later,
Mikaela

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I found out I have asthma yesterday. There were thoughts that I had athletic asthma, but no I have regular asthma. Oh and I have a sinus infection. :D Yay me. So right now I'm on the purple inhaler that is advertised on tv. :] Yuck but its nasty.. Then for sinus I have nasal spray (it makes my nose tickle!) and some weird pill.. 0_o So far I like the pill the best. The other stuff is irritating..
Well lemme see... Oh Disciple Now is coming up! Yeah its next weekend.
Its going to be fun! There is going to be a speaker, a band (a semi famous one), and we are going to do some sort of mission project. I'm bringing Jessica and Cate!!
Tomorrow Cate and I are going to hang out at the mall ALLLLLLLL Day. :3 The original plan was to go to the Galleria, but change of plans we will just be at Memorial which is cool. I have friends there.
Tonight is pizza night. I like pizza. It is on my top three favorite foods!
Pizza, Waffles. and French Fries. :3
Particularly Chocolate Chip Waffles.

My favorite color keeps changing. Two weeks ago it was red and black, now its purple, gray and yellow!! :O Awesome I know. Well. I'll actually post something with depth later..
~Mikaela

Wonderful World Shadow Puppet Show

Kids Choice Award Nominee's

Hey guys. I'm actually starting to find interesting stuff to blog about! :D So, yes I will be will be updating more often.
[Show announcer voice..] And the nominees are!!
The nominees that I highlight in red are the ones I find inappropraite. The ones in purple are the ones that I figure are OK if the kid that has seen/read/listened to is mature.

FAVORITE MOVIE
Bedtime Stories
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
FAVORITE MOVIE ACTOR
Jim Carrey (Yes Man) (I heard this was hilarious however inappropraite for kids)
George Lopez (Beverly Hills Chihuahua)
Adam Sandler (Bedtime Stories)
Will Smith (Hancock) (most definately this one!! We couldn't even finish the movie it was that bad!)
FAVORITE ANIMATED MOVIE
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Wall-e
FAVORITE FEMALE MOVIE STAR
Jennifer Aniston (Marley & Me)
Anne Hathaway (Get Smart)
Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
Reese Witherspoon (Four Christmases)
FAVORITE VOICE FROM AN ANIMATED MOVIE
Jack Black (Po, Kung Fu Panda)
Jim Carrey (Horton, Horton Hears a Who)
Miley Cyrus (Penny, Bolt)
Ben Stiller, (Alex, Madagascar: Escape 2Africa)
FAVORITE SONG
I Kissed a Girl (Katy Perry)
Don’t Stop the Music (Rihanna)
Kiss Kiss (Chris Brown featuring T Pain)
Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) (Beyonce)
FAVORITE MALE SINGER
Chris Brown
Jesse McCartney
Kid Rock
T-Pain
FAVORITE MUSIC GROUP
Daughtry
Jonas Brothers
Linkin Park
Pussycat Dolls
FAVORITE FEMALE SINGER
Alicia Keys
Beyonce
Miley Cyrus
Rihanna
FAVORITE TV SHOW
Hannah Montana
iCarly
The Suite Life on Deck
Zoey 101
FAVORITE REALITY SHOW
America’s Next Top Model
American Idol
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
Deal or no Deal?
FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTRESS
Miranda Cosgrove/iCarly
Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
America Ferrera/Ugly Betty
Selena Gomez/Wizards of Waverly
FAVORITE TELEVISION ACTOR
Jason Lee/My Name Is Earl
Dylan Sprouse/ The Suite Life on Deck
Cole Sprouse/ The Suite Life on Deck
Nat Wolff/The Naked Brothers Band
FAVORITE CARTOON
The Fairly OddParents
Phineas and Ferb
The Simpsons
SpongeBob SquarePants
FAVORITE FEMALE ATHLETE
Candace Parker
Danica Patrick
Serena Williams
Venus Williams
FAVORITE MALE ATHLETE
LeBron James
Michael Phelps
Peyton Manning
Tiger Woods
FAVORITE BOOK
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do It Yourself Book
Harry Potter series
Twilight series
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME
Guitar Hero World Tour
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Super Sluggers
Rock Band 2

I personally is not quite sure if this list is final. But still what do you guys think of the nominees? Please lemme know in the comment box!!! If you don't have anything to comment about in the comment box, COMMENT ANYWAY!!! :]
Thanks for reading and have a good day. :D
~Mikaela